Embed

<div class="joke-section">
  <div class="joke-image">
    <img src="https://i.imgur.com/lr3bGeC.png" alt="Repair Guards Turtle" class="turtle-img">
    <div class="speech-bubble" id="joke-bubble">Loading joke...</div>
  </div>
  <div class="joke-text-block">
    <h2>We actually fix it.</h2>
    <p>No fluff. No upsell. Just repairs done right.</p>
  </div>
</div>

<style>
  .joke-section {
    background: #e9fbee;
    padding: 80px 20px;
    font-family: sans-serif;
    text-align: center;
    overflow: hidden;
  }

  .joke-image {
    position: relative;
    margin-bottom: 20px;
    z-index: 2;
  }

  .turtle-img {
    width: 100%;
    max-width: 400px;
  }

  /* ↓ Move bubble a bit more right & a tiny bit down */
  .speech-bubble {
    position: absolute;
    top: 6px; /* was 0px */
    left: 50%;
    transform: translateX(calc(-50% + 38px)); /* was +26px */
    width: 230px;
    background: #fff;
    border: 3px solid #000;
    border-radius: 20px;
    padding: 12px;
    font-size: 16px;
    color: #000;
    box-shadow: 2px 2px 6px rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
    z-index: 3;
  }

  .joke-text-block {
    margin-top: 0;
    max-width: 420px;
    margin-left: auto;
    margin-right: auto;
  }

  .joke-text-block h2 {
    font-size: 28px;
    color: #0a3d27;
    margin-bottom: 10px;
  }

  .joke-text-block p {
    font-size: 17px;
    color: #0a3d27;
    margin-top: 0;
  }

  @media (max-width: 767px) {
    .speech-bubble {
      width: 85%;
      top: -22px; /* was -28px */
      transform: translateX(calc(-50% + 20px)); /* was +14px */
    }

    .joke-text-block h2 {
      font-size: 24px;
    }

    .joke-text-block p {
      font-size: 15px;
    }

    .turtle-img {
      max-width: 90%;
    }
  }
</style>

<script>
  async function updateJokeBubble() {
    try {
      const response = await fetch("https://gist.githubusercontent.com/Burning1333/cde38bf8db31a62e654e51e728b8bb93/raw/daily_joke.json?cb=" + Date.now());
      const data = await response.json();
      const jokeText = data.joke || "Having a shell of a day!";
      const bubble = document.getElementById("joke-bubble");
      if (bubble) bubble.innerText = jokeText;
    } catch (error) {
      console.error("Could not load the daily joke:", error);
    }
  }

  updateJokeBubble();
  document.addEventListener("astro:after-swap", updateJokeBubble);
</script>


Repair Guards

Repair Guards provides reliable, affordable, and turtle-approved home improvement services. We specialize in interior and exterior painting, roof repairs, concrete and paver installations, laminate, tile, and parquet flooring, bathroom and kitchen remodeling, and window replacements. Whether it’s repair, restoration, or complete replacement, our team delivers quality craftsmanship that homeowners can trust. Call us today for a free quote — because reliable work should be stress-free!

